``` Decision Prophets: The Paralyzing Guide

Decision Prophets: A Guide to Paralyzing Yourself

Welcome, mortal, to the land of endless deliberation! We've got just the thing for you: a guide on how to paralyze yourself with decision-making.

Are you tired of making progress? Do you want to freeze your social calendar with anxiety? Look no further! Our prophets will guide you through the art of indecision, step by step.

Here's our recommended course of action:

Step 1: Over-analyze Every Option

Start by breaking down every decision into its most minute components. Ask yourself, "But what if...?" and "What if I don't...?" at least 50 times.

Learn how to overthink every decision

Step 2: Seek Endless Second Opinions

Recruit a team of experts to help you question every decision. Make sure they're experts in nothing, so you can be sure they're equally confused.

Get expert advice from people who have no idea what they're talking about

Step 3: Create a 100-Page Decision Document